Sunday, November 26, 2017

Couples Need Their Drone Wedding Video Florida Keys

By Barbara Young


Couples planning a wedding should probably rethink their decision and remain on a friends with benefits basis forever. Unfortunately, many young men and women still think they need to tie the knot. For those planning to jump into this frying pan on the beach, a drone wedding video Florida Keys is part of the package.

Of course, you can get your cousin Leonard to fly his homemade neighbor spy cam for free. There are likely to be entertaining snippets left between frames of your rainy day nuptials that include Mrs. Jones and her pool boy. If cousin Leonard is REALLY careless, he might even leave footage of the party he held at that pool after the two of them ran off from Mr. Jones, taking the maid and his bank account with them.

The couple is probably not aware that this Denizen of the Dark Room has taken less than 100 successful photographs in his career so far. They most certainly are not privy to the fact that he just drank a pint of bourbon since breakfast, so the video portion of this family album may seem more like excerpts from Cloverfield than the execution of a the ill-fated promise; Till Death Do Us Part.

We do not recommend continuing with the marriage plans, and we must strongly advise against creating any newly spoiled and ungrateful children in this union. However, since you are insistent in this madness, we will be here with you, on this beach, working to ensure that your day is perfect.

In the off chance that the couple is still not listening to us, and they fail to reconsider this whole wedding and starting a family trend, we do have a whole team of licensed zealots on hand to perform their ceremony in the manner that they prefer. In fact, if you profess to a faith that is uncommon, we are confident that we can still find you a zealot in time for your big day. This service is included in the fee.

Most young people wishing for a barefoot and possibly pregnant run under the shotgun intend to obligate their extended families to purchase plane tickets and rooms. In fact, sometimes it seems almost as if the couples are in league with Air-Tran Airways and Motel 6 when they plan it all. Kinfolk get the hook when the bride-to-be blushes and gushes about how they HAVE to be there.

Fear not the rain on this most gut-wrenching of days. Our operation is both elegant and professional, as you can see from the photographs taken by our licensed drone pilot photographer. Should the day spirits date to speak whispers of drizzle and drear, there will be lights and heaters under an instant enclosure.

The bride, groom, and pastor will all be wired to ensure that, when they take their vows it is audible enough that neither can deny what they said years later. The sound of the aircraft will not be audible to anyone on the beach, or in the enclosure. Every moment will be caught from a variety of angles, with footage of the attendees cut in to tell the story of their special day.




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